Posh Told To Fatten Up

Skeletal android galactic fashion empress Victoria Beckham is being told to eat a muffin or something. She needs to gain weight for the Spice Women's upcoming world tour because sources say they're afraid at her current weight she'll fall over when a single strobe light goes off near her.

Sources close to the band are worried that Posh is too thin for the gruelling dates, which kick off in December. So, as a result, she's been put on a spinachrich diet to increase her stamina and energy.

As well as gorging on the green stuff - famous for giving strength to cartoon character Popeye - she has been asked to eat more carbohydrates, with bowls of brown rice for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

We're told: "Vic is under orders to have at least five small meals a day, to get her body prepared for the tour. She isn't too happy about the plan but understands that it's necessary if she's to stay healthy and not burn out over the coming months.


Does she do that much that she needs to train like Rocky for this situation? I saw "Spice World". She just kinda...walks around in high heels. Nothing a drunk trannie couldn't do. I don't think she actually sings either. So, she needs to gain weight to basically wait for a bus? And maybe wave a little and hold a microphone? Has all that plastic surgery caused her muscles to atrophy or something? Should we hold a telethon?



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Published 11/5/07 by


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