The Real Housewives of Orange County, Update 1

My fiance and I were commenting on Vicki’s black eye and we guessed she got a nose job. I read in the internet she had a face-lift. Who knows if this is true? I didn’t think her face looked any different? Oh and we were also in agreeance that Vicki is way more bonkers than she used to be. It’s almost like the show went to her head or something! Ha.. sarcasm.

I am glad to see Jo is gone, who’s with me on her being an untalented, annoying mooch? I read her blog on Bravo’s website and all she could do is whine about how the show used the “outtakes” of her singing and put them in the show and thats why she sounded awful. Outtakes, my ass! Bitch was trying as hard as she could and she was worse than Britney!

Did anyone think Kara got hotter because she definitely did. Her stupid boyfriend broke up with her and you know he’s definitely going to be regretting it! Idiot! During season one I thought Shane was really cute but now he’s just immature and annoying–and if I was Tammy I’d slap him upside the head and tell him to have some respect! Why doesn’t Jeana say something to him?

Speaking of Jeana, she’s definitely our favorite. She seems the most real. I wonder what Matt, her husband, thinks when she sees Jeana on TV saying she doesn’t think he likes his life and stuff? That’s seriously sad and I think they should get a divorce. You only live once; be happy! Oh and… why is Colton missing a tooth? Anyone??

I just wanted to take a minute and talk about the show. This is going to be my weekly gossip thing cause I love the show so much. The artwork featured in this post is courtesy Gilmore over at Pretty on the Outside. The piece is called “V is for Vicky covered in crazy” and I just love it. Doesn’t it look just like her?  I love it. I want to see Slade and Jo in cartoon! If you wouldn’t mind seeing more Real Housewives in cartoon, let me know and I’ll beg for some more

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