Ralph Fiennes has sex in an airplane bathroom with stewardess

News Australia reports

Sydney-based Lisa Robertson, 38, met the star of The English Patient while working in the business-class cabin on flight QF 123 from Darwin to Mumbai on January 24.
In a confidential report to Qantas management obtained by The Sunday Telegraph, Ms Robertson is accused of chatting to Fiennes during the flight and being seen exiting the same toilet moments apart.
She claims Fiennes, 44, became “amorous” towards her in the toilet.

She should really be relieved, if he had followed her into the bathroom for any other reason than a bit of “getting amorous with the glamorous,” this could have been a far more disturbing tale. Imagine if Chuck Berry had followed her into that little toilet. Actually don’t imagine it.

Qantas staff who were aware of the incident said last night the couple were caught after crew members waited outside the toilet.

I bet they did. And not in a villagers with pitchforks sense, but in a giggling high-five you go-girl. It’s not like airline crews have a centuries old reputation for the moral highground.
Still one bitter, jealous rival did her the dirty and turned her in …

“While conversing with Mr Fiennes during my break, I expressed a need to go to the toilet,” Ms Robertson said in her statement.
“I went to the nearby toilet and entered it, he followed me and entered the same toilet.
“I explained to him that this was inappropriate and asked him to leave. Mr Fiennes became amorous towards me and, after a short period of time, I convinced him to leave the toilet, which he did.
“I left the toilet a short time later. At no time did any crew member come to my assistance.

And Imagine if they had … Quantas would have the a reputation as the swingingest of airlines. And Ralph Fiennes, who hasnt done much cinematically memorable of late, would get a real reputation boost. The star so big that just one stewardess won’t do — bring on the whole cabin crew — you’ll be feeling Fiennes.

It’s comforting to know that even in this era of heightened airline security – celebrity sex still trumps all other concerns. You can’t smoke in the toilets or even light matches for a little scent camouflage without having the flight landed, but if you go in fo a bit flying the friendly skies with an amorous Academy Award nominee … just make sure you get along with your co-workers

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