Hilarious But Probably Untrue Story About Brad And Angie Buying Michael Jackson's Child Molesting Preserve

This just can't be true. But it's wonderful how people are just splicing tabloid subjects together into fun new combinations. Howabout Lindsay Lohan urging Dog The Bounty Hunter to go to rehab? There are alleged and hysterical reports that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are interested in buying Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch. Neverland is reportedly close to foreclosure, or close to being burnt to the ground by villagers wielding torches. Dollars to friggin' donuts (what does that mean,anyway?) MJ himself released this story to get someone interested in buying his freak pavilion. Miss Jackson if you nasty!

A source said: "Brad and Angelina are very interested in the property and will be closely following any developments involving the Neverland Ranch."

Brad and Angelina - who have three adopted children, six-year-old Maddox, Pax, three, Zahara, two, and 17-month-old biological daughter Shiloh - believe their kids would love the fairground rides and zoo at the 2,700-acre Santa Barbara ranch.

They are also said to have been impressed by the estate's security system.

Not on your life. I've seen "Poltergeist" and "The Amityville Horror". I know what happens when you try to raise a family somewhere that something terrible has occurred. All the Jesus Juice in the world couldn't get me to move into that terror factory.

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Published 11/9/07 by

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