SARAH JESSICA PARKER IS A FOX

SARAH JESSICA PARKER IS A FOX
I heard that in eastern Europe they tell stories about Sarah Jessica Parker to scare kids on Halloween.  They say she got those forearms by kneading children into dough and no one dares go into the woods alone.  And they use her picture to repel bears and ward off spirits for a bountiful harvest.  True story.

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