Paris Hilton to Make Even More Money By Making Adolescent Girls Smell Like Baby Hookers

Paris Hilton to Make Even More Money By Making Adolescent Girls Smell Like Baby Hookers
I have to hand it to Paris Hilton--she has somehow managed to come up with a brand new way for women to smell cheap. I don't even want to think about where that bottle has been, except that I'm pretty sure it smells like Greek shipping heir and bad judgment. The blonde heiress has just unveiled her fourth fragrance, this one entitled, "Can Can Paris Hilton." She stepped out on the red carpet in NYC at Macy's, showing off her new fragrance in an outfit that I grudgingly have to give a thumbs-up...my ass! Sorry, I was suddenly feeling very vulgar, despite the fact that I do actually like what she's wearing. Except that smug expression and the bow that implies she's some kind of a present.


Photos: WENN

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Published 11/14/07 by


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