RANDOM AFTERNOON STUFF

I DONT WHO THIS IS, BUT SHES MARRIED - "Ellen Pompeo now officially has her own McDreamy!" And if you know what that meant, I hate you.

DR ADAMS IS ON TOP OF THE WORLD - Dr. Jan Adams, the doctor who operated on Kanyes mom just hours before she died, beat his ex-wife, according to TMZ. "In September, 2005, she says they were at a New York nightclub, where he became angry because another man was looking at her ... when they returned to the hotel, he became 'angry, threw me on the bed and began to strangle me.' " Also, on Thanksgiving Day, November 23, 2006, "Dr. Adams became upset with Susie (the ex wife) for taking a phone call during dinner.  Dr. Adams was yelling, 'I'm going to ing kill you. I'm going to beat you. You need to be beaten.'   He grabbed me with one arm and threw me toward the bed. I struck the bed and fell onto the floor."  This sounds harsh, but to be fair, she did take a phone call during dinner.

WILL ANGELINA LOSE ZAHARA? - When Angelina Jolie adopted her daughter Zahara from an orphanage in Ethiopia, she was told Zaharas mother died of AIDS. The Sun UK quickly found this was not the case and the mother was alive, but any custody rights were settled after an Ethiopian judge ruled Angelina was the legal guardian. But now, In Touch is saying Angelina could loose Zahara, because the mom was never dead and Zahara shouldn’t have been adopted.  The problem is Ethiopia is mostly haunted jungles and dirt and the doctors wear lions heads for a hat. They don’t really know what the hell they’re doing, so they probably just thought that Zaharas mom  was dead. I think they do these spells where they lick enchanted frogs and it slows their heart beat way down. Or something. That's probably what happened here.  Yes, I think it's clear that's what happened.  Yaay, I've done it, I've cracked the case!

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