Howard Stern Cashes in on Nicole's Death

In the wake of a girlfriend’s death, what is a person to do if not give a Tell-All Exclusive Interview, for a fee of upwards of $1 MILLION?

Well, if that doesn’t represent good grief and coping skills, then Howard K. Stern does not want to know what does. 

With all the publicity surrounding Anna Nicole Smith’s life, it would hardly seem that her death would be any different.  Now reunited with her late husband and her late son, Anna leaves those here on Earth with different questions, which it may seem that only Stern could provide with as much crying and distraught sobbing as possible:

Why was Slim Fast in her fridge is she is promoting TrimSpa?

Who’s the father of her 5 month old baby?

What killed her?

Would she have ever gotten any of the money that was ‘owed’ to her?

It is assumed that these are only some of the rapid fire questions that Stern will have to respond to, so we’re sure he’s practicing his responses. 

Sure, some of the questions are personal.  And of course some of them might be difficult to answer under such devastating circumstances.  But the truth must get out there.  Anna Nicole’s legacy must be preserved and the public needs to hear what Stern has to say, even if the raw emotions do take over.

After all, can’t he just wipe away those tears with some of the wads of money he is making for that very performance?