Britney's a Slow Learner

Let’s review – Britney’s Completed Courses to Date: 

Quickie Las Vegas weddings may be a bad idea…

Check wardrobe to make sure panties are included…

Try not to date back up dancers…

Make sure the twins stay inside the dress…

But Britney, why won’t you learn to be quiet? 

This question comes right on the heels of evidence that her romantic and insecure moments have been made center stage, courtesy of her ex-boyfriend of a few months or weeks (some insignificant amount of time to be sure, we can’t quite pinpoint where she stopped dating Kevin and moved on to his clone…), Isaac Cohen. 

And who wouldn’t want to stay with a nice guy like Isaac who apparently will play Kiss-and-Tell to anyone who will listen?  He was recently publicizing what she liked in bed, how she related to sex, and all of the things that they did together - Like any gentleman would, we sarcastically presume.  Maybe next time Britney could wait a little while before baring her soul. 

We all have to learn the lesson of dating someone who betrays us in one way or another, but over and over again?

At least she didn’t marry this one before finding out he was a dirtbag.