Tara Re-Thinks Her Friends

Tara Reid is no saint, nor is she smart, or sober, or talented, or….well, you get the idea.  But we find ourselves feeling sorry for the poor girl this week after Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis went on Howard Stern’s radio show and obliterated what was left of her dwindling dignity. 

It seemed that Joe doesn’t just exploit underage girls for money, he also exploits his past sexual partners for attention.  On Howard’s show, Joe bragged about all the celebrities he’s had sex with, including Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Kimberly Stewart, and Tara Reid.  And in graphic detail, thanks to Howard’s prompting.

Of Paris, Joe was suspiciously complimentary.  Especially since the whole world has seen Paris Hilton having sex, and it was nothing to write home about.  (Even Howard and his producer Robin were suspicious of the praise that Joe lavished on the vapid starlet, accusing him of being behind the recent website parisexposed.com to make a buck.)

Regarding Lindsay and Kimberly, Joe was pretty mum.  But poor Tara, however, got the worst of it.  The scuzzy video purveyor critiqued Tara’s bedroom prowess, called her private parts “loose” and “smelly”, and said she was generally terrible in bed.  Gee, what a gentleman. 

But, are we really surprised?  Apparently Tara was.  At a pre-Grammy party this weekend, the blond actress refused to go near Joe, even after he had the nerve to call her over to say hi.  Tara told Joe, “Get away from me! Never talk to me again!”  Now, if only she’d had the foresight to tell him that a long time ago!