Great Satan, Paris Hilton Still Whores

It’s been a while since I’ve mentioned it, but in case you’ve forgotten — Paris Hilton is a whore. So are her whore friends. The Sun has the tape to prove it.

It is thought this new footage was discovered earlier this year when Paris forgot to pay the rent on her storage vault.A website called Parisexposed.com then released the footage on the net, although Paris obtained a temporary injunction against them. Now, the footage has reappeared on YouTube, with stronger versions available on US websites.

Now, the other whore:

Kim Kardashian may have said she wanted to ban it (she filed a lawsuit to prevent the DVD from being sold, but [later] dropped it), but her sex tape is now being released in full. Nearly 100 minutes of Kim with hip hop [Ray J] star will hit the net, including more than an hour of new footage. An initial version of Kim Kardashian Superstar came out in February and was one of the best selling adult videos of the year in the States. Since then, she has posed for Playboy and landed an E! Channel reality show.

So it seems the Kim Kardashian Superstar sex tape didn’t really do her career any harm at all.

Son of a bitch. No, of course it didn’t hurt her career. She didn’t have a ing career. All she did before the sex tape hit the net was alternate plastic surgery with being photographed next to Paris Hilton. Now that she’s made a name for herself by letting some no-name black guy rail her, suddenly she’s really going places. Congratu-ing-lations, Kim. Your grandparents must be so proud! Just think, one day you’ll have a daughter of you own, and you can share with her the joy of mass-releasing footage of you getting tagged by some jerk-off with a faggy moustache. Like your little girl’s first steps or first words, it’s special moment that you’re sure to remember forever. Almost as memorable as the first time she comes to you for Valtrex and an abortion. Really, I’m surprised Hallmark doesn’t make a card for that.

The Great Satan at Good Life Weekend on Friday:

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