Where’s the countdown clock for this girl? According to Google, Miley Cyrus’ birthday is on November 23rd and she’s going to be 15. I find that hard to believe. She looks to be at least 20 in these pictures. Someone’s trying to pull a Danny Almonte on us. No doubt, she’s pretty. But Miley, get those bottom teeth fixed. It’s like God threw a bunch of Chiclets in your mouth. Literally. Just threw them right in there. He took his time with the rest of you, then got to your teeth and thought, “I am a fair God, yes? Well, then, the rest of your teeth shall be jacked. And so it shall be done.” - CS
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Published 11/19/07 by
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Comments (17)
To get pregnant you will be like a bitch.
You are 15 ing bitch years, SORRY 4 THE badwords but that's what you are.
Miley I HATE U CAUSE YOU ARE SO STUPID
I am not your #1 fan anymore.
I can't belive...
i know the father it is one of the jo bros or corbin