Miley Cyrus doesn’t look her age

Where’s the countdown clock for this girl? According to Google, Miley Cyrus’ birthday is on November 23rd and she’s going to be 15. I find that hard to believe. She looks to be at least 20 in these pictures. Someone’s trying to pull a Danny Almonte on us. No doubt, she’s pretty. But Miley, get those bottom teeth fixed. It’s like God threw a bunch of Chiclets in your mouth. Literally. Just threw them right in there. He took his time with the rest of you, then got to your teeth and thought, “I am a fair God, yes? Well, then, the rest of your teeth shall be jacked. And so it shall be done.” - CS

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Published 11/19/07 by


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  • is she tell me now i want to no tell me now i want to no TELL ME EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    Anonymous 2/8/09 Reply
  • OMG You're a friggin Psycho - Stalker arent you.. jesus get a friggin grip.... shes 15 and not prego. so stop the B.S. and go on with your life....
    Anonymous 7/15/08 Reply
  • firstly i'm ahmed boublouh in morocco i live in tafraout i whant just tell you you do astonish me i love very much and i whant thank you for ur music ur music make my heart melt thank u very much i love u
    Anonymous 7/2/08 Reply
  • hey whats up itz miley and i an here to say I AM NOT PREGNAT!!! i just want all of this crap to stop and i cant believe my own fans would diss me like that
    Anonymous 2/25/08 Reply
  • miley is not pregnant. geesh u people believe every thing u hear.
    Anonymous 2/16/08 Reply
  • Do you really think Miley Cyrus is pregnant?You people who think Miley Cyrus is pregnant are f****ing stupid!!
    Anonymous 2/1/08 Reply
  • I am not pregnant so stop oh yeah this is hannah montana
    Anonymous 1/28/08 Reply
  • She is not pregnet bitches J-13 maginzains told a lie leave my friend alone
    Anonymous 1/20/08 Reply
  • omfg.shes not prego!
    Anonymous 1/5/08 Reply
  • okayy all yall that's hatin can shutup.!she ain't pregnant..don't you think she would be blowin' up.!and yall hate her and cussin her out.!but she making that money right.!so yall better shutup.!dangg....get a life why yall over here trynna cuss on...
    Anonymous 1/2/08 Reply
  • miley we can't belive what u did dumb ass you suck at singing loser
    Anonymous 1/2/08 Reply
  • miley we can't belive what u did dumb ass you suck at singing loser
    Anonymous 1/2/08 Reply
  • Miley what the hell where you ing thinking?
    To get pregnant you will be like a bitch.
    You are 15 ing bitch years, SORRY 4 THE badwords but that's what you are.
    Miley I HATE U CAUSE YOU ARE SO STUPID
    I am not your #1 fan anymore.
    I can't belive...
    Anonymous 12/28/07 Reply
  • i am so mad at you i hate you now it would be better if you tell us fans who the father is.
    Anonymous 12/3/07 Reply
  • i cant belive you hanna and miley. i am very sad
    i know the father it is one of the jo bros or corbin
    Anonymous 12/1/07 Reply