The Commies

The Commies
The missives contained in Mollygood’s comments sections run the gamut from funny to enlightening to choleric to unreadable, but rarely are they boring and even rarer (thankfully) are they peppered with “OMG she is hottttttttt!” or “z”s in the place of “s”s. Since the swift death of Mollygood, Bad and Poetic, the best of these bon mots have gone relatively unnoticed. The Commies will change all that. Each week, the very best will be highlighted here for greater public consumption and, of course, judgment.

Best Although Worst-Written Question: lovelee

im not sure about your legal system cause im from another country but you’d think that they told her you would die and she still went ahead, should the doctor go to jail?

Most Frightening Vent Against Perceived Bigotry: Tom

3 words… Arbeit macht frei! You ing whore…

Comment We Most Hope Was a Joke: satines_crotch

Matt’s totally sexy!!! He looks kinda like my daddy. I really miss my dad.

Most Thorough and Standard Response to Heath Ledger Bashing: Linda

What’s wrong with a guy having a little fun? Have you never made a funny face at someone. Who cares about him losing his hair. A lot of people do. I also don’t think he looks dirty or yellow teeth. Maybe you need a new computer screen. Just looks like he is wearing compfy cloths. You don’t have to dress up all the time. Why do so many people have to put him down all the time. I guess people are not happy unless they do. I think he is hot no matter what. The inner self is what makes a person sexy. Besides, I don’t think he really cares what all of you think. He is a great actor and that is what is important.

Best Hearsay: stopthemadness

i know a dude who was spacey’s personal assistant. he’s a pretty good looking guy who ended up not sticking with spacey because he wouldn’t perform his job on his knees after spacey made it fairly clear that’s what was required.

kaiser soze rules!!

Biggest Understatement: pp

My cousin was 9 when she lost her virginity. She was pregnant by 12. She has been married since then to the same man. She is 3 weeks older than me so she is 39. Has 2 grandkids. 1 is older than my youngest son. CRAZY!

Most Missed Commenter: ronnie

Wow, talk about not getting it.
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The Cord trashing about (not getting) the Commies, the “Best”ing, and his injections of a trivial event’s political implications is something that left me scratching my head. Now it just leaves me yawning.

Carry on, and flame away. I won’t be back to respond.
Published 11/19/07 by


MollyGood

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