Hollywood Lies and Public Rage

Nicole Kidman says she wishes that she had 50's style womanly curves, like Marylin Monroe. However she goes on to say that she finds it very hard to put on the weight. Probably something to do with those eating disorders which are an epidemic in Hollywood. Now with the considerable financial resources she no doubt got from her ex, partially for keeping her mouth shut (silence is golden) if she truly wanted voluptuous curves she could certainly get them installed. Just ask Pamela Anderson for the name of her plastic surgeon. Though 'Ms Porcelain & Botox' never shied away from plastic surgery in the past, this time Kidman does have a less drastic solution: "Getting pregnant is the only way I'll ever get curves! I've always longed to look like Marilyn Monroe but I've always had trouble putting weight on in the right places. Yeah, I'd like to be a mom as long as I could keep the way my boobs look if I get pregnant." Nicole is a for real as her naturally blonde hair, and not the least bit shallow!

Scottish actor James McAvoy says he wants to quit acting and become a house husband. We've all felt the allure of staying home all day, sleeping in, watching Oprah, and packing on an extra 15 to 20 pounds, but today's enlightened and liberated women don't seem to want to put up with that - even though we poor males have had to live with that for centuries. Says James: "I have been in employment for a long time, so I am taking a bit of a break. I've done enough for a while and people get fed up of seeing you, but apart from that, although I'm young, I need a bit of rest. You could say I have become a house husband. It's not a new man thing, it's just largely a boring man who doesn't mind staying in the house thing." Maybe he could get in touch with Kevin Federline, for a few tips? Though James sounds ready to chuck show biz in, he still wants the whole world to no. Who's he kidding, once an actor... This fleeting attack of sanity is bound to pass, especially if the right role comes along. Maybe he could play a house husband in a movie?? If he really wants to 'be the woman' he's already got the double standard down. If he'd said that he wants to be the most famous house husband since John Lennon, then it might've been clearer.

It seems that the public has finally had enough of Hollywood bull, and is rising up against celebrities. Poor John Stamos of ER, the man who said that Australian journalists have small penises during a drunken down under interview, was attacked during a transatlantic flight. While John slept peacefully in his first class seat, the woman next to him shook him awake. John excused himself to go to the bathroom (booze does so much for you peace of mind, but will result in frequent bathroom trips), and while he was away, the irate female took his first class seat. When John got back from the john, he tried to settle things amicably, but the enraged woman began lashing out, and hit him in the hand several times. The FBI boarded the plane on landing, to find out what exactly Ms PMS' problem was, besides being seated next to "Uncle Jesse". No charges are going to be laid. You have to cut the fair sex some slack for being over emotional. As for John, his been in a permanent funk ever since the ex, Rebecca Romijn, married coked up Crossing Jordon actor Jerry O Connell. "Some people say that there's a woman to blame..."

The Hollywood Prayer Network is praying for Britney Spears. Britney Spears spells "Best PR In Years", but also "Best In Prayers". Some say that Britney doesn't need prays, so much as she needs to get the hell out of Hollywood. She should go back to Hazard county, wags say, and get her old job at the Boar's Nest back. The HPN are also praying for Lindsay Lohan. Since Lohan skated with 84 minutes on her DUI charges, don't knock it. The power of prayer may actually work! No word on whether HPN accepts donations, or whether they are tax deductible.

This is probably fake, but here it is anyway, Aishwarya Rai bare breasted!

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