Friday Eye Candy: The Postmortem Edition

Just because these guys (and a few gals!) are no longer alive doesn't mean we can't still appreciate their hotness. So this week, join me in "pouring one out" for this group of postmortem hotties!

Showing my age and my first crush is the only way I can think of to start this off right, so let's all take a moment to give love to River Phoenix. This man would've been one of the greats, had his life not been cut short so tragically (and outside a night club so the paparazzi can document it!


God, wasn't Marilyn Monroe gorgeous? And she was a normal-sized woman, which is something rare in today's Hollywood community. Sex appeal, humor, brains and acting all in one blonde bombshell package. What could be better?


James Dean always has been and always will be the quintessential rebel. Hotness, brooding gorgeous hotness. This is the reason we fall for the bad boys.

Suicide or murder, Kurt Cobain's life was cut way too short. At least his wife isn't selling off his memory to the highest bidder. Wait ...


Tall, lanky, gorgeous in her quirky girl-next-door, Audrey Hepburn is still a style icon for so many women.


Superman. That's all I have to say.

Ah, Rock Hudson. So sad that he never got to live as an out actor. Still super hot, and one of the best gay icons a girl could hope for.


Christian Bale, looking super serious, says someday he wants to know how to brood like James Dean.

Got any more suggestions for Postmortem Hotties?

Published 11/16/07 by

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