The Opening Of A Toilet

While Mr. Whipple was making the long trek to heaven, Molly Shannon was opening the Charmin toilets in NYC's Times Square yesterday. Charmin is opening "plush public restrooms" for the holiday season. Poor Molly! Has it come to this?
 
I guarantee you those toilets will be covered in heroin needles, dookie and barf come December. A public restroom in NYC equals all sorts of nasty.
 
I'm surprised they got Molly to do this. Kim Kardashian and R. Kelly weren't available? They are in the piss business.
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