Will Smith, Say It Ain't So! Not My Willie!

Will Smith, Say It Ain't So! Not My Willie!
Will Smith is admitting he has studied Scientology. Why have you surrendered? You were holding fast, Fresh Prince! As you know, he and his rough-n-tough wife Jada Pinkett Smith are longtime friends of Tom Cruise and his prisoner Katie Holmes. I blame Jada for this. Will was brought up Baptist but reports that he has also studied Buddhism and Hinduism, as well as Xenu-love. Yeah, well the other two don't suck you in and cut you off from your family and bug your house and make you give all your money to them and worship volcanoes! You better use some of those action movie tricks, grab your butch wife and run! Too late.

Smith, 39, who was raised Baptist, says in Vogue, "Ninety-eight percent of the principles [in Scientology] are identical to the principles of the Bible. . . . I don't think that because the word someone uses for spirit is 'thetan' that the definition becomes any different."
He's a lost cause. He's already booked a seat on that spaceship and you know Tom wants to anally probe him for escaped body thetans. Will also says that if his deceased grandmother knew about his Scientology studies, she would "get up out of her casket". No time like the present, Gramma Smith!



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More photos of Will and Scientologist buddy Tom after the jump.

Published 11/20/07 by


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