Salma Hayek's Breasts Are A Gift From God! Praise Jesus!

Salma Hayek's Breasts Are A Gift From God! Praise Jesus!
Salma Hayek blames Jesus for her gigantic dirtypillows. She says that when she was but a child, she would pray and pray for the Lord to give her boobs the size of sectional sofas. She even splashed herself with holy water to facilitate her transformation. And then one special day, voila! Tits for days!


The mother-of-one added to US chat show host David Letterman: "He gave me them! Within a few months, I developed a growing spurt, as all teenagers do, and I was very pleased with the way I grew outwards."

And they got even bigger when she got impregnated. Those things would have saved her and several others if she was on the Titanic. Salma also says that she thought her being 5'2 was initially a "deformity" and that it would impede her progress as an actress. Until one day she wised up and knew she was "healthy" and "capable". Get it, Sal! And still easier to understand than your best friend Penelope Cruz!



Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

Published 11/21/07 by


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