The Real Housewives of Orange County, Update 3

First and foremost, Kara Keough wasn’t in the show that much. I mean, the showed her for two seconds and that was it. They should have either had her in it more or not at all because her half-a-minute stint about not being in Playboy didn’t really fit. Second, in the teaser for this episode last week they played the sound of an ambulance coming while Vicki, Tammy, and Jeana were at the lake. WTF happened to that? Colton jumped off the cliff and then it was over before anything happened! So very weak. Then, if that crap wasn’t enough, the scene with the girls at the table in the restaurant was so very unrealistic. I don’t think the girls said “They don’t have any money, how sad” because it didn’t even look like they were talking. It just seem very set-up and unnatural, which is ironic because until then that show seemed pretty real for reality. Next on my list of rants, Vicki (of course). Was it just me or did she seem cracked out/drunk throughout the majority of the episode? When she was having lunch with Jeana she ordered a bottle of wine, at her TIPS party she was running around asking for her “energy drink” and when they were at Lake Havasu she was clearly hammered, begging for the Man Juice and rubbing up on Jeana. She is thoroughly annoying. My fiance came to the brilliant conclusion that when Vicki was young and growing up she must have been hideous with no friends, no money, and no clue. And now that she’s got money and friends (and thinks she’s good looking) she is totally starved for attention and wants to always have the spotlight on her. Bingo, or what? Also, last weeks teaser made it look like someone was going to split up this episode yet Vicki and Don are still together, as well as Jeana and Matt. Ashley and George’s daughter went to South Beach and got tattoos at Miami Ink. Both tattoos were pointless and my fiance and I were laughing when Lauri said, “Believe? What does she believe in?” because it’s so true. These chicks need real jobs and a reality check. Anyway, last nights episode sucked big time. Vicki has gotten so annoying that I hope she doesn’t return for next season, seriously!

P.S. Chris, I still love Coto and would totally live there. I would just bitch-slap Vicki if I ever saw her around!

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