The “Girls of Rick’s Cabaret” will blow a goodbye kiss to Anna Nicole Smith on Valentine’s Day. At the stroke of midnight, dancers will dim the lights and join onstage in memory of the former exotic dancer, who died last Thursday at age 39. The tribute will take place at Rick’s Cabarets in Houston, New York City, Minneapolis, Austin and New Orleans, as well the company’s Club Onyx venues in Houston, Charlotte, Austin and South Houston, and XTC Cabarets in Houston, San Antonio and Austin.
What, no “pussy pop?” No “ass bounce?” No “imaginary thighmaster?” Please. I thought this was supposed to be a classy farewell. I mean, it said right there on the door “Classy Ass.” It also said “Please refrain from touching the girls” and “No one under 18 permitted.” But it didn’t say anything about wearing pants, baby! That’s called “winning by a technicality” and “legal loophole.” I’m practically Perry ing Mason when it comes to wearing pants. It even says so right there on my arrest record.
Yeeeah!
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