This Seems Appropriate

Tara Reid finally has another gig lined up: she’s agreed to host the “Hookers Ball” this weekend. Sounds classy, right? Well, according to the event’s manager, it totally is!

“It’s a night like your ‘pimps and prostitutes’ or sleaze balls, and it’s just a night of less is best,” hospitality manager Guy Dunne said.

“We thought Tara Reid would be a great choice … it’s a very naughty night and an opportunity to put your inhibitions down.”

If there ever was an appropriate time to show off your saggy tummy and lopsided tits, I guess the Hooker’s Ball would be the right place to do so. Tara should fit right in.

Published 11/29/07 by

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