Friday Eye Candy: Action Star Edition

These men are HOT. And yes, every time I say that I'll be using all caps. Get used to it. Men all sweaty, running around with guns and knives? It's the deal. At least in the movies it is.

Let's be real for a minute. The whole reason this week's FEC is what it is? This man. Timothy Olyphant. From Hitman. HOT HOT HOT. Seriously. I sat through that movie with family, thinking dirty dirty thoughts the whole time while trying to pretend I was just there for the action! Of course, I've lusted after Timothy since his days in The Broken Heart's Club, but still. HOT.

Dude. HOT. And he'll be back soon to reprise the role that had women swooning all over America. Not that Harrison wasn't hot as Han Solo, too, but this? This movie is when I realized why God made boys.

go see Hitman.

Jet Li is why I watch kung fu movies. I keep hoping he'll somehow make a cameo in them. It's cuz he's HOT.

Matt's HOT no matter what he does, but as Jason Bourne? He really is HOT HOT HOT. And with the third installment hitting DVD, my collection will be complete, and my boyfriend might start sleeping in the other room (that's how often I want to watch the Bourne movies at bedtime).

 

go see Hitman.

Wait, you mean you haven't seen The Boondock Saints? Stop reading this. Go to your Netflix account (in a new browser window, silly) and add it to your queue. And then set it to be the next movie delivered. Sean Patrick Flannery and Norman Reedus as Irish brothers? HOT. HOT. HOT.

James Bond, in the form of Daniel Craig (HOT), Pierce Brosnan (HOT), and Sean Connery (HOT). What's better than these men and a martini, shaken not stirred? Not much, that's for sure.

Christian Bale would like to remind all you panting women that he's still Batman, and still HOT!

Oh, yeah, and ...

my super-secret lovah says go see Hitman! (or, as my boyfriend says, "you're a Hitman !")

Published 11/30/07 by

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