The Self-Portrait Arm
PRICE: $30
WHO’S GETTING IT: Your self-absorbed niece or nephew.
THE LOWDOWN: The Self-Portrait Arm was developed in response to “MySpace Photo Syndrome”—an ailment that affects millions of disaffected hipsters who attempt to take photos of themselves for their online social networking profiles. Due to the difficulty of extending one’s arm while pretending to look bored and distracted, too often the result of of this solo camera work is an off-center/blurry shot. No longer! Using the lightweight aluminum rod creates sufficient space between the subject’s smug little face and the camera’s lens, thereby ensuring a perfectly framed shot.
WHERE TO BUY: Urban Outfitters
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Would you want an LCD Touch Screen in dressing rooms to help you shop-- like they did on CSI: Miami?
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