Bargain Basement Bossy: Cusack. The Actors Studio. sigh.

OK, maybe Bossy had a hard time concentrating on the details—so sue her. She kept waiting for something totally revealing, like how John Cusack dreams of one day marrying a blogger with frizzy hair who is already married. No such luck.

He did however express contempt for certain people who seek fame and popularity by making their private lives public. Those icky kind of people who think every Indian appetizer they eat during their bus trip to New York, or every little piece of plastic stapled to their back porch, is worthy of sharing in a public way.

At the end of the hour, Cusack did reveal his answers to the show’s famous questionnaire which host James Lipton reminds the audience was originated by French television personality Benahhhh Peeeevoh.

John Cusack’s Favorite Curse Word: oh hell, Bossy can’t type a curse. But she can tell you it’s a good one. In fact there are three. Which isn’t really the point of having one favorite curse word. Bossy will overlook.

John Cusack’s Favorite Word: Bossy can’t spell it. In fact she isn’t sure what it is but she thinks it may be a small animal or bird. But trust Bossy, out of all the words in the universe, it’s a great word. Sort of. Bossy will overlook.

John Cusack’s Least Favorite Word: ferret. Bossy is already overlooking so don’t ask.

Thing That Turns John Cusack On: a napping blogger Energy.

Thing That Turns John Cusack Off: the napping blogger wakes up Passivity.

Sound or Noise John Cusack Loves: a home run. Bossy just wants to add: with an answer like that she may not even let John Cusack get to first base.

Sound or Noise John Cusack Hates: when the home run is against the Cubs. Meanwhile the Hateful Sound you currently hear is the sound of Bossy’s expectations of Cusack deflating.

Profession John Cusack Would Like To Attempt: musician.

Profession John Cusack Would Never Attempt: anything dealing with dead bodies. In which case Cusack should maybe rethink the whole musician thing.

And finally, The Words John Cusack Wants To Hear At The Pearly Gates: what happened?

Oh, John, what happened, indeed.

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