Raise Your Hand If You Think Britney Needs Rehab

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Not that she seems to be paying much attention, but hopefully when that line around the block gets massive enough she will start to care about what people are saying, and stop thinking they are still there to cheer on her latest album, released several children ago.  Does Britney really not see that she is no longer famous for her music, but rather…just for being so tragically Toxic.

Her ex’s, Justin “SexyBack” Timberlake and Kevin “Insert Punchline Here” Federline, were both deeply saddened about what was going on with Britney and made requests to the media that they really hoped she would get some help.  Then her most recent ex, Isaac Cohen, also lamented about the sad star being out of control. 

And now, please welcome Felicia Culotta, Britney’s ex-publicist of almost 10 years, as the next individual – but certainly not the last – to express that she is “crushed/saddened/heart sick by the way [Britney’s] life is unfolding.”

Like Kevin, this concern doesn’t stem from the fact that she is “NOT on the payroll anymore!!”, it’s simply because Britney is out of control.  But Felicia explained all of this to the owner of the World of Britney website. 

While the World of Britney website does not currently resemble the actual world of Britney (with strippers, neglected important pieces of clothing, and a plotting and confused looking Paris sneaking around the background), it does post the full letter for all of Britney’s fans to read.

Which, we imagine, have to still be in existence somewhere.....

Emily 10k+ Emily Published 2/15/07
 

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  • My hand is raised.
    SpotDotter 85 SpotDotter 2/15/07 Reply
     
  • she also needs a shower
    andybernard 223 andybernard 2/15/07 Reply