“Now that I’m sober, I wanted a new physical state to go along with my new mental state,” said Carey. “I thought the auction would be a great way to spread some holiday cheer and to make sure someone out there has a Mary Mary Christmas.” Mary was a size 36-D, and has increased to a size 36-DDD.
You read that right. This wasn’t a breast reduction. It was a breast enhancement and only a portion of the proceeds go to charity. If there’s a point at which breast enhancements stop being sexy and awesome and begin becoming comical and weird, I haven’t found it, but I think Mary Carey’s chest comes pretty close. Also, if you’re curious about the leftover auction money, it’ll probably be used for a vaginal rejuvenation surgery or something equally as unnecessary. Like bills.
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