Tom Cruise Subtly Alerts Enemies That He Knows Where They Sleep

The Cruise holiday card is in! We didn’t get one, but Us did. (No fair! We’ve never called Katie’s hair “controversial.”) Anyway: that’s it? Not even a picture? What are they doing with all that money?

A very democratic “Happy holidays,” though. And the blindfold is a bonus for the joyous Scientologist squeezing in some last-minute, ‘07 torture.

Published 12/7/07 by


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