That Dude From Spiderman is High

James Franco, best known1 for his role as Harry Osborn in the Spiderman series, spent a little time with MTV News last week to promote his upcoming movie, mostly by blinking very slowly and deliberately and forgetting the name of his character and how to string words into sentences. There’s a lot of “uhhs” and “umms” and defeated shoulder shrugs and eyes-closed smiling. He’s either just had a lobotomy, or else he’s wearing his magical dick-sucking jeans. You half-expect a hot chick in a convertible to breeze by, then throw it in reverse and say, “Excuse me — are those Bugle Boy jeans you’re wearing?” right before he barfs on the hood and faceplants by the front tire.

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Published 12/11/07 by


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