Jessica Alba is pregnant!

Jessica Alba is pregnant!
This is the shocking news of the day. She and her lame boyfriend Cash Warren, are expecting a baby in the Spring. Of course-- they aren't married and had just broken up not too long ago. We'll see if they stay together for the long haul. We predict that Jessica will be as beautiful as Halle Berry while pregnant and will lose all of the weight in 2.5 weeks after the birth through a series of thrice daily grueling workouts coupled with a 700 calorie a day diet.
Published 12/12/07 by

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