The wind is a perv

Karolina Kurkova was on the set of a Victoria’s Secret photoshoot in St. Barth’s when the wind decided it would be a good time to lift up her dress. This is why I don’t invite the wind to parties. He creeps out the ladies. Dude, can you, maybe, not get drunk and do inappropriate things? Be cool for once. Are you even listening? Maybe you could hear me better if you stop swinging from the chandelier. I’m the jerk? Who do you think you are? That’s it. You’re gone.

And that, my friends, is why I’m no longer allowed at children’s parties. Wait, I mean, that’s why the wind isn’t allowed at my awesome soirées.

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