Rehab Memo To Britney

Dear Britney,

If you're going to try that whole publicity stunt where you check into rehab as a way to make amends for recent ridiculous behavior (and by recent we mean the past three years), we're all for it. Hey, if it worked for La Lohan, Nicole Richie and Isaiah Washington, it could totally work for you, too.

Here's the thing: If you're going to do it, you can't half-ass it. Leaking the rumors to the media about checking into rehab was a definite do. Letting the world know you checked out less than a full day later? A definite don't.

Now, go check yourself in to a nice long stay at some ritzy rehab center and don't let us see you out getting fried chicken, dancing naked or driving. Period. For at least a month.

I know you can do it!

Love,
Lindsey

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