Quickies: Follow Your Nose

Ryan Gosling scrapes up Heath Ledger’s leftovers and cooks himself up a sloppy second souffle. (Jossip)

Amy Winehouse has one more binge blowout planned before checking into an Israeli rehab center. (Gabsmash)

The single most hilarious Beyonce tribute video I have ever seen, comprised entirely of actual concert footage. (Fourfour)

Pictures of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz cuddling to help you purge. (Websters)

This picture confirms without a doubt that something is seriously wrong with Tara Reid’s liver. (Hollywood Headache)

A very Scientology Christmas, complete with thetan elves in costume! (Ayyyy!)

Meet Ashley Tisdale’s new nose. (Fatback)

Extreme canine skateboarding is all too real. (timekiller)

Enjoy your afternoon quickies at eight in the morning! No, it’s not another Christmas miracle — I’m on the road for the next ten hours, so it was either now or seven o’clock tonight. I know how you bastards need your fix, especially on a Monday. Don’t get used to it or anything. I refuse to raise the bar! I have standards!

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