Jessica Simpson Isn’t a Major Movie Star After All…

Jessica’s latest movie, basically a re-make of the vintage Goldie Hawn movie “Private Benjamin”, titled “Major Movie Star” is now in talks to go straight to DVD, too, along with “Blonde Ambition.” So what happened? Well, the first time it was blamed on Jessica’s horrible acting skills… and because the production company was so small. But why would Luke Wilson do “Blonde Ambition” if he thought it would go straight to DVD? He wouldn’t, so you know Jessica just sucked! And now with this new flick.. well, let’s just say don’t expect her to get an Academy Award nomination the way Goldie Hawn did. Apparently this flick stinks too. Wait, there’s more…

The movie is being produced by her father’s production company and it is called (you’ll love this) Papa Joe Productions. Since Papa Joe is only producing his daughter’s crap, his company is going under. So, for Jessica’s latest two movies, they weren’t able to make new posters, thus the photo-shopped cover of Jess on the DVD cover of “Blonde Ambition” and an older picture of Jess on the “Major Movie Star” poster. With all this stacked against her, both films are bound to bomb, even at Blockbuster!

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