Adrianne Curry gives the greatest gift of all

Adrianne Curry is an unbelievably hot model who inextricably married a Christopher Knight, a goofy dude from the Brady Bunch. Because she’s all about giving and true meaning of Christmas, she decided to give her husband the greatest gift of all: Nude lesbian pictures of her and some other hot chicks. Christopher Knight wept with joy and realized that it was a true Christmas miracle. Except not.

Former THE BRADY BUNCH star CHRISTOPHER KNIGHT threatened to leave his model wife ADRIANNE CURRY when she posed for sexy lesbian photos - as a birthday gift. The incident, which was caught on camera for upcoming reality show My Fair Brady… Maybe Baby, left the upset actor suggesting the couple separate. The girl-on-girl photos, which Curry has since repeated with a pal for Playboy magazine, were supposed to end a feud over baby plans - but they started a new one. In the tense episode, which will air in January (08), Knight says of the photo gift, “It is the physicalisation of my worst fears. It creeps me out. I want a separation.” (source)

It’s kind of like that O. Henry story where the dude sells his watch to buy his wife combs and she sells her hair to buy her husband a watch chain and they learn that love is the greatest gift of all, except here, the wife gets naked with 2 other girls and the husband IS A GOD DAMNED IDIOT. The end.

Published 12/18/07 by

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