Pam Anderson Gets Almost Divorced

Pamela Anderson filed for divorce from husband number three Rick Solomon yesterday morning, but by late afternoon the couple had reconciled. Is that the smell of “happily ever after?” TMZ says

Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon have reconciled — and the divorce is OFF! A source close to the couple [says] they had a huge fight, but have now made up and everything is hunky-dory. On her website today, Pam hinted that she and Rick are “working things out.”

Pam filed papers this morning, but [it] looks like they’re going to make day 73.

I already knew that first year anniversary is paper and the second is cotton, but what do you get the happy couple for the three month anniversary gift? Wood and linens just seem so cliche. Luckily, I did a little research on the internet and found a handy list for just such a conundrum:

Anniversary Gifts for Every Month of the First Year

30 day mark: spiced rum

2nd month: morning after pill

3rd month: tequila

4th month: Valtrex

5th month: carton of smokes

6th month: video camera

7th month: Astroglide

8th month: whiskey

9th month: beer

10th month: Fry Daddy

11th month: edible underwear