They whored out the baby

Jamie Lynn Spears and her mother have not yet been paid for their OK! Magazine interview. That’ll happen when the baby is born as all parties have agreed to a $1 million payday for a photoshoot with the future bastard child. The reason for the small sum is because Jamie isn’t internationally known and naturally, it wouldn’t make sense if they can’t sell magazines overseas. TMZ explains,

Sources close to Britney’s family tell TMZ it all started when Britney melted down on an OK! Magazine photo shoot. Britney’s mom, Lynne, read the article (who didn’t?!) and called OK! personally to thank them “for handling it so well.” She stayed in touch with OK!, and called them this week when she learned that news of Jamie’s pregnancy was about to break. Her only requirement? Keep Britney out of it. This is about Jamie Lynn. “She trusted them to do it in a way that would be sympathetic to her daughter,” our source says.

Sources also say Jamie may be more than 12 weeks pregnant and the baby may be due in spring. There’s a lesson to be learned from this whole debacle. It’s that if you’re somewhat famous, mildly retarded, know nothing about sex and the guy you’re with impregnates you, accept nothing short of $1 million to whore out your unborn. Anything less is an insult.

Besides all this teenage pregnancy stuff, there hasn’t been a lot of mention that her boyfriend is 19 and she’s only 16. I keep expecting Chris Hansen from Dateline to pop-up at any moment and shake his head in disapproval. Oh… wait.

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Published 12/19/07 by


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  • jaime is a good person you people have no right calling her unborn child a bastard child or even calling her a or a whore she made a mistake haven't we all made at least one mistake in our lives and we learned from it and so has she so leave her alone.
    Anonymous 2/8/08 Reply
  • That is messed up, although giving the circumstances, referring to her baby as a 'future bastard child.'
    Anonymous 2/5/08 Reply
  • JAMIE IS SO AWESOME NOT A BAD PERSON!!!
    Anonymous 12/30/07 Reply