Beyonce and Jay-Z Wedding

Beyonce and Jay-Z Wedding
Beyonce and her weave of wonder have finally married Jay-Z. The nuptials reportedly happened in Paris in what is said to be a “low key” shindig. I am guessing since there is a condom shortage in Hollywood it will only be a matter of time before she is knocked up and on the cover Vanity Fair.

Super secret weddings are so very en vogue at the moment. Adopting poverty stricken children is so last year. They slipped away to France in effort to elude the paparazzi and media savages that pounce on the site of a ring on a finger. Just as I feel warm and tingly for them reports also surfaced that they had opted for tattoo rings. Let us all collectively slap our foreheads.

Let us pray they are classier than Pam and Tommy Lee and the rumor is just that…a rumor. It wouldn’t be the first time they allegedly wed.

[Metro UK]

Published 12/20/07 by


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  • if they did get married no wonder they done it quietly cos they want some privacy they do have lives y does every 1 need 2 no there every move get a life and let them live theres
    Anonymous 3/13/08 Reply
  • I love jay and beyonce...I think whoever wrote this story is an with no life
    Anonymous 12/30/07 Reply
  • Private or not you guy deserve some privacy, don't we all. I would have done the same thing. If you are not married , it don't take that long to find out if that's the person you want to spend your life with. You guys look great together.
    Anonymous 12/25/07 Reply