Jamie Lynn Spears gets her own very special episode

Jamie Lynn Spears must make Britney feel awesome
Nickelodeon is planning a special on teen pregnancy after Jamie Lynn Spears star of the network’s Zoey 101 announced she was pregnant at 16. Nickelodeon is not sure whether to continue airing the kid-friendly show, but they want to address the issue of teen pregnancy in an educational way for young viewers and have brought in news veteran Linda Ellerbee, according to the Associated Press:
"I think it's important that something be done," Ellerbee told The Associated Press on Thursday. "But I think it's important that it be done in a measured way, and not just to feed the beast of news stories.”
You know what would be a classy special? And I’m just spit-balling ideas here. Nickelodeon should have Jamie Lynn Spears stand silently on a stage wearing a scarlet letter while Britney Spears sings and dance around her. Then at the end a simple message will appear: “Teenage pregnancy: It’s even more retarded than Britney. For reals.” Damn, that’s almost too perfect. Chastity belts will be back in style again. That’s how perfect it is.
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  • anonymous is rite she jamie is not messed up my friends mother had her at the age of 17 and she came out fine i have her for my social studies class and she is perfectly ok and her mothers family did the same at the age of 17 they had a child and...
    Anonymous 4/4/08 Reply
  • IS she well now? I saw this news on casualpal.com too, people there were seeking for casual fun, and they always care about these interesting news
    casualbaby 3/19/08 Reply
  • I love Linda Ellerbee, those nick specials with her were always good. I think it will be helpful. Nothing can substitute for parents setting their kids straight, but this is helpful to get kids thinking.
    deluscious5 3/19/08 Reply
  • my husbands mother got pregnant at the age of 15 and had him at 16. he turned out perfectly fine. i think jamie spears needs to be left alone to do the right thing. if she messes up and hangs herself like her sister did, then say something. but...
    Anonymous 3/17/08 Reply
  • i haven't really heard about any girls gone wild outbrake since the vanessa hudgens incident. chill the out.
    Anonymous 12/21/07 Reply
  • 8 year old kids don't even know how to have sex yet. get real. any kid who's old enough to be able to have sex isn't going to hop on a bed with the first person of the opposite sex that they think of, if nickelodeon keeps showing zoey 101.
    Anonymous 12/21/07 Reply
  • That's a good idea for Nicklodeon for covering there ass, but a better way is for them to take the show off the air. Of course they won't because it's the number one show on the network and it's all about money RIGHT? I hope that Nicklodeon doen't...
    killakali03 12/21/07 Reply