TARA REID SHOWS 'EM HOW IT'S DONE

Reformed party girl Tara Reid was looking pretty damn fantastic yesterday in a sexy string bikini as she laid poolside at the Bacara Resort and Spa in Santa Barbara with a few old pals.

Believe it or not, it's a pretty good time to be Tara Reid right now. Let's look at her counterparts, shall we?

Nicole Richie is facing jail time after she was finally charged with a DUI offense.

Lindsay Lohan has lost her rehab virginity. (Let's face it - rehab has a very low success rate.)

Paris Hilton has been exposed as the bigoted, homophobic, fake, spoiled brat that we've always known her to be.

And finally, Britney Spears, who is on the brink (if not already in the midst) of a serious nervous breakdown.

Yep....now let's see who gets rejected at Hyde nightclub.
Published 2/18/07 by


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