Gisele Bundchen, Tom Brady’s MVP

Granted, Gisele is considered one of the world’s most beautiful women. For me though, Tom Brady is the bee’s knees. 16-0??! Never been done in 35 years. These Brazilian models are a dime a dozen. They catwalk out of the womb onto the runway. I repeat, 16-0 people!

So, it’s no surprise when me and my penis were staring at these pics and I said, “Hey Penis, what do you think of this one?” Penis looked at Gisele, shrugged its ball sac and offered a disinterested “meh”. Then added, “She’s no Tom Brady, that’s for sure.”

“Yeah, I agree Penis. Hand me some Doritos would ya?”

Penis sneered, “Get it yourself, bee-yotch!”

These days, that’s the way it is with Penis. Always a mind of its own.

Guest contributor: Captain Swarthy

Gisele talks abortion (0)
Bridget Moynahan had her illegitimate baby (0)
Scarlett and Josh not back on, maybe (0)
More Gisele Bundchen in a bikini (1)
In other news (0)

Published 12/31/07 by

The Blemish

DISCLAIMER: This posting was submitted by a user of the site not from The Insider editorial staff. All users have acknowledged and agreed that the submission of their story and its contents is in compliance with our Terms of Use.