It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp Momma

Happy New Year! I'm still in a bit of a champagne haze from last night's revelry, but not so incapacitated that I couldn't kick off 2008 by doodling Lynn "Mother of the Year" Spears as a pimp. She garnered the most votes in the Doodle Whore poll and I'm not surprised. Pimping ones children for fame and money is never very appetizing (just take a look at that hag Dina Lohan or skeevy Joe Simpson), but it pays the bills. So you brazenly pimped your pregnant teenaged daughter and your unborn grandchild simultaneously to make a million dollars? That's pimptastic, lady.

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Published 1/1/08 by

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