Mischa Barton Gone to the Dogs

The New Years has started off with a bang, as Mischa Barton joins the ranks of celebrity offenders. Mischa was picked up driving around under the influence of pills and booze. The blonde cutie was then promptly cuffed, and taking off for booking. The prize catch was then released on 10 000 bail. Now Mischa would be right to be concerned, since there has been a crack down on celebrity DUI lately, and even her arch nemesis Paris Hilton has had to spend time in jail. No amount of crying, carrying on, or faking mental conditions could get her out of it either.

Perhaps with that in mind, Mischa arranged a paparazzi candid photo shoot of her self out and about, and looking both hang dogged and contrite. As a matter of fact the shameless hussy even brought along the dogs. Just so you know what kind of a person she is, and that her heart would be in the right place - if she had one (we all know that's one of the first things to go in the bid for world domination). Now who would dislike a person who likes dogs? Adolph Hitler used that same trick back in the 30's, if you recall. I will say this much, the photos are much more sweet and innocent than her recent mugshot. Maybe that picture could've used a few dogs.

Anyone think that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes might benefit from a few photogenic mutts?? Incidentally Mischa really does have strong feelings about dogs. Back when her ex boyfriend Cisco Adler was about to leave her, she threatened to kill herself, and her pet dog. Perhaps she felt that Cisco, and his ample package, would be difficult to replace.

Speaking of comic exaggeration, for fans of the Disney Channel series Kim Possible - your efforts to save the series may not work out. it seems that Kim's latest adventure didn't come off according to plan.

I suppose that Kim Possible's career is in the same state as Mischa Barton's. Say, that gives me an idea for a "possible" motion picture role for Mischa, capitalizing on her resemblance to a certain meddling girl adventurer, and the current popularity for cartoon based movies!

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