Faith In God And His Ability To Beat Beyonce At Connect Four Pull Kanye Through The Dark Times [Fun For The Whole Family Business]

You just never know what's going to set someone off, and for us--oh boy, here come the waterworks!--a smile on the face of Kanye West after finally kicking Beyoncé's booty in a marathon Connect Four competition was all it took. In a blog post entitled "THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT," his first statement since his mom's sudden death following cosmetic surgery in November, the commander-in-chief caller-outer describes the godsend of vertical checkers therapy:

When I was in Europe I would play this game for hours and hours... it helped me zone out. Everybody would get envolved [sic]... Derrick Dudley (Common's manager) and Consequence were the best other than me... I beat Lexi... Don C beat Jay... Tony Williams beat Common... but every now and then people would speak of this legendary connect 4 champion........... BEYONCE!!! I had 2 play her!...so last night at Jay's new 40/40 club in Las Vegas (which is sidebar, crazy big w/ 24krt gold flooring, Black Jack tables, $500 slot machines,the biggest projection screen in the universe and the best turkey burgers I've ever had in my life) she beat me 9 times in a row! (and I didn't even spaz lol) here's a photo of the only game I won!

Happy new year everybody



Omg--did Kanye West just lol? Happy New Year, Kanye! Now we're craving a turkey burger in Vegas.
Published 1/2/08 by


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