I Don't Think Britney Spears Wants Her Kids

So, Britney Spears has lost ANOTHER set of lawyers after refusing to show up at ANOTHER deposition yesterday. Whoa momma. The legal firm of Trope & Trope filed papers yesterday asking to be able to withdraw as her counsel because "there has been a breakdown in communications between [Britney] and Trope and Trope making further representation of her interests impossible." Trope & Trope have been representing Crazy in her custody battle with Kevin Federline since her previous lawyer, Laura Wasser, quit in 2007. Sources say that Britney's FIFTH deposition no-show, combined with her not listening to any advice and her wackjob behavior, was the final nail in her coffin with these people. Seriously, how do you do your job of getting this mental patient's kids back when she obviously doesn't want them and does the exact opposite of everything you suggest? "Britney, don't go out on the town every night looking homeless and delusional." "Ok, y'all, I'm goin' out tonight in my fishnets and freakum dress and screw me one of those mens with the camera!" A source close to the proceedings allegedly stated that "her whole life has become insane and it's impossible for anyone to get through to her." Stay tuned for the fallout from her skipping court again will be. I do have an idea as to how they can get through to her. Hide some sort of microphone in her frappucinno cup and talk to her over that. "Oh my god yo, my frappe is tellin' me what to do! I must lissen!"

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