Bad Eyebrows = A-Hole

A Texas mother confessed to writing a cruel essay in order to help her daughter win Hannah Montana concert tickets. Priscilla Ceballos (who has some hella ed up eyebrows) appeared on the Today Show yesterday and admitted she penned an essay for her daughter which falsely claimed the girl’s father was killed in a roadside bombing in Iraq.

Eyebrows said she told the lie in order to help her daughter “realize her dream of seeing Hannah Montana.” Umkay, it’s time to help your daughter find a new dream that doesn’t involve a fictional character.

“Instead I brought so much negative attention to my family,” she said. “Please accept my heartfelt apology and please do not punish my child for my mistake.”

Ceballos also apologized to the military and military families.

“I just wanted to help my daughter write a compelling story,” she said. “There is no more compelling story than the struggle and sacrifices of our military and their families.”

The essay, which featured the opening line, “My daddy died this year in Iraq,” won the grand prize in a contest, sponsored by Chicago-based chain Club Libby Lu.

The prize included airfare for four to Albany, New York, and four tickets to a sold-out Hannah Montana concert there, as well as a makeover that included a blonde Hannah Montana wig.

The award eventually went to another little girl, who hopefully doesn’t have a dumbass for a mother.

While we’re on the subject of Iraq, big up to our CW readers stuck in the desert right now. CW misses yo ass, Trevor.

Published 1/5/08 by

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