Britney Spears Has Returned, Hide Your Starbuck's Gift Cards

Britney Spears and her current companion, photographer Adnan Ghalib, have seemingly returned from Mexico. You can only audition for so many donkey shows before the bitter sting of rejection is too much. The married Adnan left Britney's house last night driving a gold Mercedes. Is he already benefiting from the scrub position or does being a paparazzi pay that well? I was thinking. This story could actually make for a really interesting indie film. Bipolar pop star on her last legs takes on scheming photographer as her companion. They take a road trip down to Mexico and learn all about each other. There's a lot of Joy Division on the soundtrack and long scenes of silence and people in sunglasses. I'm going to write the screenplay. Or it could be a raunchy comedy. I did mention donkey shows, didn't I?

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