Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt Go To Mexico And Make Me Want To Vomit. Again.

I mean beyond the fact that he's a sleazeball-y choad of the highest order, and that she's a deluded nitwit for being with him. Can I get a witness?

And saaaaay... weren't these two separated recently? Didn't I just see a People magazine cover with her sulking about their break-up on it? WHY HAVE YOU RETURNED TO THE EVIL, HEIDI? WHY?

Oh and nice porn star boob job there, Heidi. Good work! At least now you have a career to fall back on after this whole faux-reality-TV-show thing evaporates.

AAAARRRGHHH!! MAH EYES!!! HALP!!

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