Last Known Photo Of Gwyneth Paltrow Prior To Hospitalization Shows Few Signs Of Debilitating Mystery Illness To Come [Sickness]

Last Known Photo Of Gwyneth Paltrow Prior To Hospitalization Shows Few Signs Of Debilitating Mystery Illness To Come [Sickness]
Here's what we know about the Gwyneth Paltrow Mystery Ailment Hospitalization Shocker currently shaking the celebrity-health-monitoring tabloid news establishment to its core: Usmagazine.com reports that the actress was admitted to the Mount Sinai Hospital in New York yesterday afternoon, "slumped over in a wheelchair pushed by [husband] Chris Martin. She looked not well." Then, at 6:30 p.m. a bag--clearly labeled "Gwyneth Martin"-- arrived from a local organic produce store.

A call placed by Daily Intelligencer to the store resulted in an employee--clearly not versed on the practice of not commenting on their celebrity clientele's raw food dietary habits--revealed that Paltrow was undertaking a "five-day live-food fast," which involved the ingestion of nothing but salads and juices. Meanwhile, PageSix.com has obtained the last-known image of the Iron Man star prior to her mystery, possibly lettuce-induced hospitalization; taken that very morning, Paltrow looked so healthy as she jogged through Manhattan in an all-black winter workout outfit, possibly listening on her iPod to inspiring track "Yes!" from Coldplay's forthcoming album, "Prospekt." Developing...
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