American Idol Seven Starts Tonight

Be Honest….How long have you been waiting for the seventh season of American Idol to start? For the second-hand embarrassment that comes with Randy's girly weight fluctuations, for Paula to 'not be on drugs', and for Ryan Seacrest to.......wait, what the hell DOES Ryan Seacrest do?

 
Well, wait no longer, my little Dotspotters! American Idol premieres tonight!!!

Isn’t the anticipation thrilling? Who will assume the role of America's next hopelessly untalented (and yet somehow not at all endearing) William Hung to make us feel good about ourselves each week? Who will be on American Idol one minute and win an Academy Award the next, like Miss Jennifer Hudson? (For the record, I think Hudson was an aberration---the Idol to Oscar upgrade must have been a one-time thing.) Who will be relegated to a lifetime of unfortunate coifs and sexual ambiguity like Clay Aiken? And most importantly, who will leak their own sex tape like Antonella Barba? (Or should I say, how many of them will leak their own sex tapes like Antonella Barba?)

Grab a chair, some snacks, and your most judgmental friends….American Idol Season Seven Premieres Tonight!! 

(For a complete list of the Top 50 Finalists, click here.  And if your obsession with American Idol isn't satisfied by that list, click HERE ....and seek the help of a therapist.)