Whoever can bottle David Spade's power is going to make a fortune. The hell with Superman, Spade's superpowers are the real deal. The guy looks like a homeless lawn gnome and he runs around sleeping with Playboy Playmates and Heather Locklear. See guys, it's not how you look, you just need to be really funny. Really funny, and really rich.
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look if you two like to get marry to each other then do it and not the blame game who got who pregnant. really not a...